I would like to share my Top 5 worst Dates from the past with you guys.
Some of them will tickle you Pink, others will make you think, one may make you cry, just kidding. Nevertheless, sit back, relax with your Grande Berry Chai, and take a walk down memory lane as we experience another Adventure with Don Ghotti and Don Pitts.
5. The Indian Girl - I once went on a platonic date with an Indian girl who was a terrible dresser. She wore a "Samuel L. Jackson Edition" Kangol cap backwards the whole date. I think we went to the Movies in which I knew a lot of people who were in attendance. With me being a local celeb at the time, everyone always thought whoever they saw me with at the time was my GF! Short and Sweet, it was a terrible date. :(
4. The Dope Girl - When I was single, I often ventured outside my race, economic background, and not to mention my standards. I once dated a "Dope Girl". She was an actual drug dealer for a lack of better words and not to mention definitely out of the norm for your boy DG. She used to twist my dreads, and yes I did have dreads, and shortly afterwards we just started kicking it. I remember taking her to a posh restaurant in which she didn't know how to conduct herself. She was a great girl, but due to bad manners, etiquette, etc, it turned out to be a Bad date. :(
3. The Name Dropper - I had a rule and it was rather simple, DON'T DATE INDUSTRY CHICS!!! Well, I broke that rule a couple of times. I dated this rather beautiful mixed chick who was working in the industry at the time. We hit it off well at first until... DON, DON, DONNN... The NAME DROPPING started!!!
She dropped every name from Puff to Don Ghotti, oh and did I mention when I finally Googled her name and company afterwards, nothing registered!!! Ouch! :(
2. The Asian Persuasion - I'd been friends with this Asian chick named, how'd you guess, Kim for a while. We'd kicked it several times at her house before finally going on an official date. We did the whole restaurant and movies things before I took her to my grandfathers empty lot down this dead end street to "Chill". Long story short, we ended up buck naked on the back of a station wagon, getting caught by a crackhead asking for a smoke!!! WTF :(
1. The Chuuuuch Girl - Finale ends with a Church Girl whom came highly recommended by her sister. She was a beautiful yet wholesome girl. I real woman of the clothe. I went to pick her up in the deep country down this long dirt road. I had to meet the intimidating father who tried to crush my hand and see all the baby pix before we went out. So after all the BS, we went to some movie and then on to my favorite spot the park. Long story short, the night ended when she had a seizure during Hot Buck Naked Sex!!! WTF :(
Disclaimer: Don't Sue me...this shit is just entertainment!!!
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1 comment:
lol your stories will be very memorable
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